Category Archives: Naughty!

The Eroticism of Indemnity

This is an appropriate post for after Valentine’s Day, methinks…  Alone, but surrounded by thirty long-stem read roses, each seemingly competing for reception on my olfactory nerves… my nasty mind wanders to the topic of porn. [Note: For the record, … Continue reading

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Protected: Why it sucks to be a girl (sometimes…)

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Six Unbelievably Useless, Tacky Holiday Gifts

I have not done one of these gift idea lists for a long time. I’ve missed you, random blog post! I know other websites (read: Gawker.com et. al.) are coming out with their own Year End Lists.  Here’s mine.  For … Continue reading

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Six Things I Learned This Week: Why I will NEVER join a Gym

[Ed Note: I have just spent a very frustrating morning trying to get a computer application to work. (It failed. There goes four hours of my life… so frustrated…) Instead of setting up this little vignette, let’s just get to … Continue reading

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Am I racist?

[Short answer: Yes. Everybody has preconceived notions of other groups. You are racist too, whether you’ll admit it or not. Now that we got the controversial title out of the way… let us proceed.] Yesterday, the New York Marathon took … Continue reading

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DC’s Drag Queen High Heel Race

On Tuesday, along with 100,000 of my closest buddies, I attended the Drag Queen High Heel Races in DC.  Heralding the unofficial start of the “holiday season,” men dressed up in women’s clothes, makeup and falsies; put on (at least) … Continue reading

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Why I hate Indian People…

First of all, thank God we are all still alive!   Another Rapture averted!   I ended up surviving End Times (again).  How about you?  Are you still alive???  Well… are you?  Or do you just exist in this world? … Continue reading

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