PSA: 8 Utterly Useless Father’s Day Gifts

Usually, I skip the whole Father’s Day buying extravaganza.  My father has everything he needs… and the money to buy what he doesn’t… and well, he’ll be happy if I wrap an empty shoebox for him.  (You know, it IS the thought that counts.)  But oh crap… he may be in town for this go-around, so I guess I’ll have to suck it up and buy something for him.  (Note: I didn’t say that it had to be a “nice” something…)

In the efforts to make this blog more useful, here are eight gift ideas that I know will have you Dad say…   ummm… thanks?

1.)  iPod Toilet Paper Holder… for the Dad that needs his music “on the go”

iCarta iPod Toilet Paper Holder

2.) Crystal Golf Balls… for the Dad that just likes to break things.  With Clubs.   Get the Crystal Golf Club for the matching set!

Crystal Golf Ball Set, 2 Dia S-55B65

3.)  The Sex and the City Box Set… because you love Mommy more than Daddy.  Or for the Daddy that  just loves watching the Lifetime Channel…

4.) The Singing and Dancing “Matzo Man…”  for the the macho Jewish Dad that can’t get enough Matzo

5.)  The Skymall World’s Largest Write-on Map… for the Dad that likes to wallpaper… well, maps.  (Note: I’ve always wondered if anyone actually buys anything in the Skymall catalog…)

World's Largest Write-On Map

6.)  The 2011 Dog Doo Calendar… for the Dad that loves the dog more than you… *cry*

Doggy Doo Doo Calendar

7.) The “Borrow My Pen” Set… with classics such as “Springfield Sexual Addiction Center” to your friendly Nudist Camp… your Dad is sure to leave an impression when he “accidentally” leaves them lying around.  (Ed: Hell, I’ll buy a set for myself)

8.) Darth Vadar: World’s Best Dad T-shirt… for the Dad that, well, you just want to mess with…

Darth Vader: World's Best Dad Shirt

Get thee to a store now and spoil your Dad rotten!  (Or not.)

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